we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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