i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Two words: nipple clamps
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