nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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