i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i love accidental penises.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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