He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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