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(773): View more from Illinois

I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it

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(863): View more from Florida

haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself

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(515): View more from Iowa

mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.

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(916): View more from California

Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.

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(419): View more from Ohio

having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...

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(317): View more from Indiana

Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed

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(443): View more from Maryland

Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch

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