bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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