Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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