I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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