You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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