I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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