So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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