AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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