If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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