seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
