how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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