If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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