Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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