Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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