just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Is Oprah even human
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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