I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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