She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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