remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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