I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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