You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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