HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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