that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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