so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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