Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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