I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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