Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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