No awkward lesbian experiences without me
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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