I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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