so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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