There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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