just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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