So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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