yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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