so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Its about making memories worth repressing
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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