nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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