So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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