so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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