if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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