I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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