I want to have your abortion
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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