So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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