my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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