how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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