Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I could fuck to npr.
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