Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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