I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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