that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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