I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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