Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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